Emperors, Smugglers and Farmboys

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I HATE it when people don’t pull up to the light. What are you afraid of, why are you leaving such a massive space?! To aid in the flow of traffic, many turning lights these days operate on a sensor. If you don’t pull up to the light, it will never turn green! *exasperated exasperation*

How can I spend hours on YouTube trails, wasting precious hours of sleep? I can go to work, I can go to school, I can be responsible, I can adult, but I can’t manage to close one tab! How can I have this little self control?! *whimper*

checkers007:

Also my art teacher told me that my abstract drawings remind her of Cy Twombly and De Kooning’s work and I just aaaaaaaaaaaah

I have no idea who those people are, but congratumalations!

wednesdayjunkie:

checkers007

I knew something looked familiar…

wednesdayjunkie:

checkers007

I knew something looked familiar…

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

It is a curse passed down through the ages. What hero will save us from this madness?!

Dear Young Male College Students,

Please wash your hair…at some point.

Sincerely,

Me

Sep 9

My professor elevated his Linux permissions and announced, “I am root.” I giggled.

Sep 5

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

Sep 5

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

Coffee is life.

Sep 1

checkers007:

SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO WRITE A THESIS STATEMENT

Someone teach me how to write a thesis.