Emperors, Smugglers and Farmboys

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metafuneral:

cosmic—love:

take a few moments to think about the fact that every person on this planet looks up and sees the same moon and how freaking wonderful that is

this is wrong each person on earth has a differentmoon that follows them and at the end of your life it comes down to earth and squashes you and kills you

Chewie! :(

nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

Every man’s dream woman. Excuse me while I gag. All it gets you is the friend zone x100. “Are we playing this weekend? Awesome, let’s invite [female gamer]!” But when they want a girlfriend? Nah, you’re not sexy enough, not attractive enough, and your chest isn’t big enough. Apparently. Because I am the gamer. And all I’ve ever been is the friend.

nosdrinker:

virusexe:

Nicely done, m’lady

he’s in

Every man’s dream woman. Excuse me while I gag. All it gets you is the friend zone x100. “Are we playing this weekend? Awesome, let’s invite [female gamer]!” But when they want a girlfriend? Nah, you’re not sexy enough, not attractive enough, and your chest isn’t big enough. Apparently. Because I am the gamer. And all I’ve ever been is the friend.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

Babe Ruth, my dear. *ashamed*

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

Babe Ruth, my dear. *ashamed*

checkers007:

One day I like to see hate from an anon with good grammar.

Maybe you should check yours first.

So I was just walking through the mall when a rail thin model of a woman went clipping by hurriedly in her stiletto heels. Only a few steps later a girl walking nearby yelled out, “Somebody get her a double cheeseburger, stat!”

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

Yes, they for really truly can! Oh, my gosh. Story of my life.

(Source: faypunk)

momcrotch:


how about getting stabbed


No…these are definitely worse.

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

No…these are definitely worse.

(Source: samisoffthewall)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

We better.

(Source: exeggcute)

bofransson:

Claude Monet Weeping willows 1897-98


I don’t know why, but I see an angel.

bofransson:

Claude Monet Weeping willows 1897-98

I don’t know why, but I see an angel.

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest crap ive ever read

bs. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make crap look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"


And some people achieve it by selling four years of their life to stress and deprivation of all else. Thank you very much.

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest crap ive ever read

bs. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make crap look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

And some people achieve it by selling four years of their life to stress and deprivation of all else. Thank you very much.

(Source: walkinggtall)