Emperors, Smugglers and Farmboys

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

It is a curse passed down through the ages. What hero will save us from this madness?!

Dear Young Male College Students,

Please wash your hair…at some point.

Sincerely,

Me

Sep 9

My professor elevated his Linux permissions and announced, “I am root.” I giggled.

Sep 5

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

Sep 5

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

Coffee is life.

Sep 1

checkers007:

SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO WRITE A THESIS STATEMENT

Someone teach me how to write a thesis.

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!


Hee-hee! Too cute.

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

Hee-hee! Too cute.

marajadesharpie:

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Or mail them a special birthday present and wait anxiously to hear the response. Ack!

Follow-up: Best response ever! Some risks are worth it.

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Or mail them a special birthday present and wait anxiously to hear the response. Ack!

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read Bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the HECK does it mean.


It’s funny. :)

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read Bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the HECK does it mean.

It’s funny. :)