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marajadesharpie:

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Or mail them a special birthday present and wait anxiously to hear the response. Ack!

Follow-up: Best response ever! Some risks are worth it.

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

Or mail them a special birthday present and wait anxiously to hear the response. Ack!

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read Bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the HECK does it mean.


It’s funny. :)

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read Bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the HECK does it mean.

It’s funny. :)

checkers007:

icantsmell-24601:

ksts

zkf 

elyse
Cause I’m cool like that.

checkers007:

icantsmell-24601:

ksts

zkf 

elyse

Cause I’m cool like that.

(Source: bcgold)

I like type vs. verbal communication, because I can see the stupid things I am going to say and take them back.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU BELIEVE ANYONE CAN COSPLAY ANY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT THEIR RACE IS!

blooferlady86:

marajadesharpie:

askjeanthecollegekid:

This means that POC can cosplay white characters and white people can cosplay POC characters. Please reblog ONLY if you believe both.

You know what, the term POC offends me. White is also a color, and I feel I am being discriminated against.

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic. I hope it is, since I’m fairly sure white people came up with labeling non-whites as “colored”.

If sarcasm was intended, please disregard this.

Yes, it was sarcasm. And thank you for considering that it was.

REBLOG THIS IF YOU BELIEVE ANYONE CAN COSPLAY ANY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT THEIR RACE IS!

askjeanthecollegekid:

This means that POC can cosplay white characters and white people can cosplay POC characters. Please reblog ONLY if you believe both.

You know what, the term POC offends me. White is also a color, and I feel I am being discriminated against.

  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

I broke that instinct. I conquered it, by golly. I have started throwing them away! And it is liberating.

yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

And without fail, they do.

(Source: jorynekujo)